Friday, March 31, 2017

From the "Right Fielder or Tight End?" File

Player A: 6'6", 265 Pounds
Player B: 6'7", 275 Pounds

Player A: Rob Gronkowski

Gronk is a beast who has a difficult time staying healthy but has game-changing skills. Also, on a separate topic, if a black player acted like Gronk, that behavior wouldn't tolerated with as much amusement as meets the Patriots tight end.

Player B: Aaron Judge

Seriously, the Yankees ball mashing-or-whiffing newly minted starting right fielder is literally bigger then Rob Gronkowski, if only marginally, and answers the unasked age-old question: What would an NFL tight end look like playing right field?

See if you can find him in the next picture, a Where's Waldo of sorts:


Are you kidding me? His forearms are like other folks' thighs, and his thighs are like the foul poles. And, let's not forget, that the "other folks" from the previous sentence are professional major league baseball players.

Let's hope he mashes often enough to justify the whiffs.

Also, just purchased tickets for Cass' first baseball game: a day game in the Bronx in July during our New York visit, against the Blue Jays. Early enough to get front row loge seats just beyond the right field foul pole. Pretty sweet...

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